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When smart home devices develop entrepreneurial ambitions and start recruiting your other appliances into multi-level marketing schemes.

The universal confession of digital citizenship. We all clicked 'agree' without reading, and now our souls belong to the algorithm.

When heartbreak gets translated into HTTP error codes. The pain of digital rejection manifested as server response.

The Internet of Things has become the Internet of Feelings. Your refrigerator knows you better than you know yourself.

The cruel finality of wireless disconnection. When 'device not found' becomes a relationship status.

Quick-heating emotions in 30-second intervals. When you need to warm up your heart but keep burning your tongue.

Kitchen appliance psychology and the therapeutic value of consistent browning. Sometimes the best advice comes with a timer.

Private browsing for your feelings. When you want to experience emotions without saving them to your history.

The sequel nobody asked for. What happens when you actually read the fine print and realize what you've agreed to.

Eternal waiting music for your emotional problems. Your call is important to us, but not important enough.

Artificial validation for organic insecurities. When machine learning teaches you self-love.

The hopeful conclusion to digital despair. Even in the static, even in the glitches, there's still light.